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Part of both the Holiday Horrors and Demonology collections, the artwork combines Baphomet figures, inverted crosses, pentagrams, crescent moons, snowflakes, Christmas trees, and bold red, white, and black detailing.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for movement, personality, and dark seasonal style, the Hail Santa Skater Dress lets the occult Christmas artwork shift and flow with every step and turn. The fitted sleeveless bodice transitions into a flared mid-thigh skirt, while four-way stretch and smooth microfiber fabric provide comfortable movement. 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