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Part of both the Holiday Horrors and Demonology collections, the artwork combines Baphomet figures, inverted crosses, pentagrams, crescent moons, snowflakes, Christmas trees, and bold red, white, and black detailing.\u003cbr\u003e\nBuilt around flowing movement and dark seasonal style, the Hail Santa Slip Dress transforms occult Christmas imagery into an elegant silhouette with a deliberately unholy edge. Heavy polyester chiffon gives the artwork a lightweight appearance, while the midi length, V-neckline, adjustable tie-close straps, front side slit, and relaxed fit create an easy drape that keeps the Baphomet and pentagram imagery visually dominant. 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