Hail Santa Button-Up Shirt – Satanic Christmas Clothing
$79.99
Have yourself an unholy little Christmas.
The tree was decorated, the candles were burning, and the snow had already covered the road outside. Everything looked ready for Christmas—until someone noticed the inverted crosses, pentagrams, and horned figures woven through the holiday pattern.
Inspired by Baphomet imagery, satanic symbolism, occult horror, and classic ugly Christmas sweater designs, Hail Santa turns traditional holiday motifs into a deliberately unholy faux-knit pattern. Part of both the Holiday Horrors and Demonology collections, the artwork combines Baphomet figures, inverted crosses, pentagrams, crescent moons, snowflakes, Christmas trees, and bold red, white, and black detailing.
Made for ugly Christmas sweater parties, occult holiday gatherings, horror events, seasonal concerts, Secret Santa exchanges, or any occasion that calls for something darker than an ordinary Christmas shirt, the Hail Santa Button-Up Shirt turns satanic holiday humor into a lightweight statement piece. Its breathable construction and relaxed silhouette keep it comfortable while the all-over print carries the occult Christmas pattern across the entire garment.
Features
- Original My Evil Things artwork
- Satanic Christmas and Baphomet-inspired design
- Ugly Christmas sweater-inspired faux-knit pattern
- Occult holiday imagery
- Premium all-over print
- Lightweight construction
- Breathable fabric
- Moisture-wicking properties
- UPF 50+ protection on EU-produced garments
- Relaxed oversized silhouette
Material
- US: 100% recycled polyester
- EU: 65% recycled polyester / 35% polyester
- US Fabric Weight: 3.24 oz./yd² (110 g/m²)
- EU Fabric Weight: 2.95 oz./yd² (100 g/m²)
These shirts feature artwork printed directly into the fabric. Any illustrated texture, dimensional effect, embroidery appearance, metallic detail, or distressed element is part of the printed design and is not a separate material or embellishment.
The tree was decorated, the candles were burning, and the snow had already covered the road outside. Everything looked ready for Christmas—until someone noticed the inverted crosses, pentagrams, and horned figures woven through the holiday pattern.
Inspired by Baphomet imagery, satanic symbolism, occult horror, and classic ugly Christmas sweater designs, Hail Santa turns traditional holiday motifs into a deliberately unholy faux-knit pattern. Part of both the Holiday Horrors and Demonology collections, the artwork combines Baphomet figures, inverted crosses, pentagrams, crescent moons, snowflakes, Christmas trees, and bold red, white, and black detailing.
Made for ugly Christmas sweater parties, occult holiday gatherings, horror events, seasonal concerts, Secret Santa exchanges, or any occasion that calls for something darker than an ordinary Christmas shirt, the Hail Santa Button-Up Shirt turns satanic holiday humor into a lightweight statement piece. Its breathable construction and relaxed silhouette keep it comfortable while the all-over print carries the occult Christmas pattern across the entire garment.
Features
- Original My Evil Things artwork
- Satanic Christmas and Baphomet-inspired design
- Ugly Christmas sweater-inspired faux-knit pattern
- Occult holiday imagery
- Premium all-over print
- Lightweight construction
- Breathable fabric
- Moisture-wicking properties
- UPF 50+ protection on EU-produced garments
- Relaxed oversized silhouette
Material
- US: 100% recycled polyester
- EU: 65% recycled polyester / 35% polyester
- US Fabric Weight: 3.24 oz./yd² (110 g/m²)
- EU Fabric Weight: 2.95 oz./yd² (100 g/m²)
These shirts feature artwork printed directly into the fabric. Any illustrated texture, dimensional effect, embroidery appearance, metallic detail, or distressed element is part of the printed design and is not a separate material or embellishment.
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37.0 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ¾ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ¾ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52.0 | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ¾ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52.0 | 59 ⅛ |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 87.9 | 71.9 | 90 |
| XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
| S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
| M | 100 | 84 | 102.1 |
| L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 116 | 100 | 118.1 |
| 2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 132 | 116 | 134.1 |
| 4XL | 140 | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 148 | 132 | 150.1 |
| 6XL | 156 | 140 | 158 |
Finding the right fit is important, and sizing can vary slightly between different garment styles.
Because each product is manufactured differently, every item includes its own detailed size chart on the product page.
Our Recommendation
For the most accurate fit:
Lay your favorite shirt, hoodie, or jacket flat.
Measure it using the same points shown on the product's size chart.
Compare those measurements to the chart provided before placing your order.
If you're between sizes, we generally recommend sizing up for a more relaxed fit.
Garment Fit
Different garments are designed to fit differently.
T-Shirts – Classic everyday fit.
Button-Up Shirts – Relaxed fit for comfort and layering.
Hoodies & Sweatshirts – Comfortable unisex fit.
Hockey Jerseys – Designed with a loose athletic fit.
Bomber Jackets – Modern fitted silhouette.
Windbreakers – Lightweight outerwear with a relaxed fit.
Hats & Caps – Adjustable unless otherwise noted.
Still Unsure?
If you're uncertain about sizing, contact us before ordering. We're happy to help you choose the best size.
Care Instructions
Keep your My Evil Things apparel looking its best by following these simple care guidelines.
Washing
Machine wash cold with like colors.
Turn garment inside out before washing.
Use a gentle cycle and mild detergent.
Do not bleach.
Drying
Tumble dry on low heat or hang to dry.
Remove promptly to help reduce wrinkles.
Ironing
If needed, iron on low heat.
Turn the garment inside out before ironing.
Do not iron directly over printed areas.
Dry Cleaning
Do not dry clean.
Additional Care
Avoid fabric softeners, as they may affect moisture-wicking performance.
Wash before first wear.
Do not use high heat during washing or drying, as excessive heat may reduce the life of the fabric and print.
Our Promise
Every My Evil Things garment is printed using high-quality sublimation techniques designed for vibrant, long-lasting color. With proper care, your apparel will remain comfortable and eye-catching for years to come.