–25%Hail Santa Long Sleeve Midi Dress – Satanic Christmas Clothing
$71.24
$94.99Save 25%
Have yourself an unholy little Christmas.
The tree was decorated, the candles were burning, and the snow had already covered the road outside. Everything looked ready for Christmas—until someone noticed the inverted crosses, pentagrams, and horned figures woven through the holiday pattern.
Inspired by Baphomet imagery, satanic symbolism, occult horror, and classic ugly Christmas sweater designs, Hail Santa turns traditional holiday motifs into a deliberately unholy faux-knit pattern. Part of both the Holiday Horrors and Demonology collections, the artwork combines Baphomet figures, inverted crosses, pentagrams, crescent moons, snowflakes, Christmas trees, and bold red, white, and black detailing.
Designed for dramatic seasonal style, the Hail Santa Long Sleeve Midi Dress gives the occult Christmas artwork room to spread across a flowing silhouette. A fitted waist transitions into a flared skirt, while the midi length, long sleeves, boat neckline, and functional side pockets balance statement style with practical wearability. The premium stretch jersey makes it suited for Christmas parties, occult gatherings, horror events, alternative nightlife, or anyone who prefers their holiday fashion decidedly unholy.
Features
- Original My Evil Things artwork
- Satanic Christmas and Baphomet-inspired design
- Ugly Christmas sweater-inspired faux-knit pattern
- Occult holiday imagery
- Premium all-over print
- Midi-length silhouette
- Long sleeves
- Boat neckline
- Fitted waist
- Flared bottom
- Functional side pockets
- Premium mid-weight knit jersey
- Comfortable stretch fabric
Material
- 93% polyester / 7% spandex
- Fabric Weight: 7.08 oz./yd² (240 g/m²)
These dresses feature artwork printed directly into the fabric. Any illustrated texture, dimensional effect, embroidery appearance, metallic detail, or distressed element is part of the printed design and is not a separate material or embellishment.
The tree was decorated, the candles were burning, and the snow had already covered the road outside. Everything looked ready for Christmas—until someone noticed the inverted crosses, pentagrams, and horned figures woven through the holiday pattern.
Inspired by Baphomet imagery, satanic symbolism, occult horror, and classic ugly Christmas sweater designs, Hail Santa turns traditional holiday motifs into a deliberately unholy faux-knit pattern. Part of both the Holiday Horrors and Demonology collections, the artwork combines Baphomet figures, inverted crosses, pentagrams, crescent moons, snowflakes, Christmas trees, and bold red, white, and black detailing.
Designed for dramatic seasonal style, the Hail Santa Long Sleeve Midi Dress gives the occult Christmas artwork room to spread across a flowing silhouette. A fitted waist transitions into a flared skirt, while the midi length, long sleeves, boat neckline, and functional side pockets balance statement style with practical wearability. The premium stretch jersey makes it suited for Christmas parties, occult gatherings, horror events, alternative nightlife, or anyone who prefers their holiday fashion decidedly unholy.
Features
- Original My Evil Things artwork
- Satanic Christmas and Baphomet-inspired design
- Ugly Christmas sweater-inspired faux-knit pattern
- Occult holiday imagery
- Premium all-over print
- Midi-length silhouette
- Long sleeves
- Boat neckline
- Fitted waist
- Flared bottom
- Functional side pockets
- Premium mid-weight knit jersey
- Comfortable stretch fabric
Material
- 93% polyester / 7% spandex
- Fabric Weight: 7.08 oz./yd² (240 g/m²)
These dresses feature artwork printed directly into the fabric. Any illustrated texture, dimensional effect, embroidery appearance, metallic detail, or distressed element is part of the printed design and is not a separate material or embellishment.
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 31 ½ | 23 ⅝ | 33 ⅞ |
| XS | 33 ⅛ | 25 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
| S | 34 ⅝ | 26 ¾ | 37 |
| M | 36 ¼ | 28 ⅜ | 38 ⅝ |
| L | 39 ⅜ | 31 ½ | 41 ¾ |
| XL | 42 ½ | 34 ⅝ | 44 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 45 ⅝ | 37 ¾ | 48 |
| 3XL | 48 ⅞ | 41 | 51 ⅛ |
| 4XL | 52 | 44 ⅛ | 54 ⅜ |
| 5XL | 55 ⅛ | 47 ¼ | 57 ½ |
| 6XL | 58 ¼ | 50 ⅜ | 60 ⅝ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 80 | 60 | 86 |
| XS | 84 | 64 | 90 |
| S | 88 | 68 | 94 |
| M | 92 | 72 | 98 |
| L | 100 | 80 | 106 |
| XL | 108 | 88 | 114 |
| 2XL | 116 | 96 | 122 |
| 3XL | 124 | 104 | 130 |
| 4XL | 132 | 112 | 138 |
| 5XL | 140 | 120 | 146 |
| 6XL | 148 | 128 | 154 |
Finding the right fit is important, and sizing can vary slightly between different garment styles.
Because each product is manufactured differently, every item includes its own detailed size chart on the product page.
Our Recommendation
For the most accurate fit:
Lay your favorite shirt, hoodie, or jacket flat.
Measure it using the same points shown on the product's size chart.
Compare those measurements to the chart provided before placing your order.
If you're between sizes, we generally recommend sizing up for a more relaxed fit.
Garment Fit
Different garments are designed to fit differently.
T-Shirts – Classic everyday fit.
Button-Up Shirts – Relaxed fit for comfort and layering.
Hoodies & Sweatshirts – Comfortable unisex fit.
Hockey Jerseys – Designed with a loose athletic fit.
Bomber Jackets – Modern fitted silhouette.
Windbreakers – Lightweight outerwear with a relaxed fit.
Hats & Caps – Adjustable unless otherwise noted.
Still Unsure?
If you're uncertain about sizing, contact us before ordering. We're happy to help you choose the best size.
Care Instructions
Keep your My Evil Things apparel looking its best by following these simple care guidelines.
Washing
Machine wash cold with like colors.
Turn garment inside out before washing.
Use a gentle cycle and mild detergent.
Do not bleach.
Drying
Tumble dry on low heat or hang to dry.
Remove promptly to help reduce wrinkles.
Ironing
If needed, iron on low heat.
Turn the garment inside out before ironing.
Do not iron directly over printed areas.
Dry Cleaning
Do not dry clean.
Additional Care
Avoid fabric softeners, as they may affect moisture-wicking performance.
Wash before first wear.
Do not use high heat during washing or drying, as excessive heat may reduce the life of the fabric and print.
Our Promise
Every My Evil Things garment is printed using high-quality sublimation techniques designed for vibrant, long-lasting color. With proper care, your apparel will remain comfortable and eye-catching for years to come.